20/04/2010

Urdu Jokes

Posted in funn, SMS tagged , at 12:21 از cooltech

05/04/2010

Phir Faraz 

Posted in Funny Poetry, Quotes, SMS, Urdu Poetry tagged , , , at 11:24 از cooltech

01/04/2010

SMS Collection

Posted in SMS, Urdu Poetry tagged , , , , , , , , at 09:57 از cooltech

April fool SMS

Q: l LOVE YOU bolne ke liy sb se behtreen din kon sa he

Socho

Socho socho

Or socho

A: Are yar 1st April

Lag to theek warna April Fool

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

New Funny SMS

Khuda kare ap ki khushian

Har roz Petrol rate ki tarha

Barrti rahain

Ghamon ki supply bijli ki tarha band rahe

Or dukh ap ko

Atte Chinni ki tarha

Kahin se na milain

SARDAR SMS

Sardar rikshaw rok ke

Sardar : Data darbar jao ge?

Driver: Ji

Sardar: Ye shoper le jao mere liy CHAWAL lete ana

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don”t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram”s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna”a birth place, Jail

1pathan:yr tumara abbu ktnay sal kah hy
2pathan:jitnah kah main
1pathan:who keasay
2pathan:yr jab main pahdah howah tabhi to who abbu banah

santa train ka driver ban gaya,pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.kyuki hr phatak pr train rok kr puchta tha ki bhai g ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!

Banta:Agar hume koi musibat ho to hume kisk paas jaana chahiye
Santa:Kisan ke pass
Banta:Kyun
Santa:Kyunki kisan ke paas “HAL” hota hai

Funny SMS

Yar sadi jan h
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho
Coke ho ya shezan ho
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Bacha Teacher se

Bacha: 13 sal se pehle larkian man nahi banti na

Teacher:L Nahi beta

Bacha: Ye to main ap ki beti ko keh rahe tha

Wo khamakha dar rahi he

Hotho se jo choo liya
Ehsaas Aab tak hai
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

bus itna hi kaha tha k men barso ka piysa hon FARAZ
us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motor chala di

Aik badshah ne apne wazie ko aik ring di

Or kaha keh is main kuch esa likho

Jise khushi mian parron to ghamgeen ho jaon

Or agar gam main parron to khush ho jaon

To us ne bhala kia likhwaya?

“Ye Waqat Guzar Jay Ga”

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