01/04/2010
SMS Collection
April fool SMS
Q: l LOVE YOU bolne ke liy sb se behtreen din kon sa he
Socho
Socho socho
Or socho
A: Are yar 1st April
Lag to theek warna April Fool
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
New Funny SMS
Khuda kare ap ki khushian
Har roz Petrol rate ki tarha
Barrti rahain
Ghamon ki supply bijli ki tarha band rahe
Or dukh ap ko
Atte Chinni ki tarha
Kahin se na milain
SARDAR SMS
Sardar rikshaw rok ke
Sardar : Data darbar jao ge?
Driver: Ji
Sardar: Ye shoper le jao mere liy CHAWAL lete ana
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don”t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram”s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna”a birth place, Jail
1pathan:yr tumara abbu ktnay sal kah hy
2pathan:jitnah kah main
1pathan:who keasay
2pathan:yr jab main pahdah howah tabhi to who abbu banah
santa train ka driver ban gaya,pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.kyuki hr phatak pr train rok kr puchta tha ki bhai g ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
Banta:Agar hume koi musibat ho to hume kisk paas jaana chahiye
Santa:Kisan ke pass
Banta:Kyun
Santa:Kyunki kisan ke paas “HAL” hota hai
Funny SMS
Yar sadi jan h
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho
Coke ho ya shezan ho
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Bacha Teacher se
Bacha: 13 sal se pehle larkian man nahi banti na
Teacher:L Nahi beta
Bacha: Ye to main ap ki beti ko keh rahe tha
Wo khamakha dar rahi he
Hotho se jo choo liya
Ehsaas Aab tak hai
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
bus itna hi kaha tha k men barso ka piysa hon FARAZ
us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motor chala di
Aik badshah ne apne wazie ko aik ring di
Or kaha keh is main kuch esa likho
Jise khushi mian parron to ghamgeen ho jaon
Or agar gam main parron to khush ho jaon
To us ne bhala kia likhwaya?
“Ye Waqat Guzar Jay Ga”
